Valentine’s Day. Flowers and chocolates.
Yawn. #boring #predictable.
You give and receive the same tired old V-day gifts year after year. Sure, you appreciate the thought. But wouldn’t you like to get something different for once? Maybe even something magical?
This season ThinkGeek is offering the most awesome Valentine’s Day gifts ever….and they’re so FLUFFY!
Cute cuddlesome bouquets featuring everything from Unicorns to Stormtroopers!
For just $50 your Valentine can cuddle up with a 11 magical unicorns, 9 cute tabbies, 9 perfect puppies or even 9 dynamic dinos. You can pop the little plushes off their “stems” easily for play or display and put them back on at will.
The unique plush bouquets come wrapped in gorgeous crepe paper and a bow.
Fingers crossed..hint hint.. that I get that gaggle of Unicorns from my Valentine.
Here’s a peek at a few of my favorites:
Plush Unicorn Bouquet. A gaggle of unicorns. (Or a “blessing” if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart. Love tries to fart in the other room. A unicorn chaser can make you forget bad things. Love makes you forget bad things. It’s wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains 11 miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. Why 11? Because our unicorn factory said it’s a power number and will bring your relationship good luck!
Star Wars Bouquet. For when you need an out-of-this-world way to say, “I love you” or “I know” or “Utinni!!!”. With Boba Fett, Darth Vader, C-3PO, R2-D2 + 2 Ewoks & 3 Stormtroopers, it features both good and bad guys, all of whom are 17% cuter than usual.
Plush Puppy Bouquet. 6 long-stemmed doggies. 2 corgi / chihuahua types, plus 2 chocolate lab / pit bull types, and 2 bulldog / pug / boxer types. But you know how complicated visual dog breed identification is, so we’re going to be safe and say it includes 6 very loving mutts.
Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Bouquet. Six long-stemmed grey tabbies with little red collars and cardboard atomic tags make up this Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Plush Bouquet. The little smiles on their little embroidered faces and tiny upcurled tails let you know they’re happy kitties. And since their eyes are closed, they’re probably sleepy kitties, too. (Pretty safe assumption with cats.) But you’re going to have to snuggle with them to judge for yourself if they’re soft kitties and warm kitties.